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'Hangover' stars dress like Jennifer Aniston on 'SNL'

Written By Unknown on Minggu, 05 Mei 2013 | 17.08

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"Hangover" stars Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms dressed as Jennifer Aniston for a skit on this weekend's episode of "Saturday Night Live."

What a pretty look, Bradley Cooper.

Host Zach Galifianakis was joined on this weekend's episode of "Saturday Night Live" by his "Hangover" co-stars Cooper and Ed Helms, with the triumvirate dressing in drag for a Jennifer Aniston lookalike contest.

Galifianakis's character, Paul Nevin, went for the "rugged" Aniston look, complimenting his beard with a blonde wig, "Friends" T-shirt and polka-dotted skirt. Nevin stormed the stage after finishing in last place in the contest, berating the other contestants while stumbling over references to Aniston's popular sitcom role as Rachel Green.

"My bad, I didn't realize this was a Jabba the Hutt convention," Nevin said. "Also, who is Ross?"

The contest winners? 'Radley Cooper' and 'Ted Pelms,' both clad in blonde wigs and jean jackets. Cooper and 'Pelms' joined Galifianakis's character onstage.

"I've been a real monster here tonight," Paul says. "The truth is, this hasn't been my day, my week, my month or even my year."

"I'll be there for ya," Radley responded, before the group started singing "That's What Friends Are For," which definitely wasn't the show's theme song.

Galifianakis showed off his humor during his monologue, discussing the difficulties of playing Charades with a deaf couple – and getting urinated on in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

"Craigslist," he said.

Galifianakis later approached the piano, sharing his musings with musical accompaniment, a rose draped across the piano's lid for aesthetic touch.

"I like to stump Google. Like the day I Googled 'how many Mexicans live in North Korea?' Google didn't know."

Another mystery? How many candles guitarist Dave Navarro owns – 14,000, Galifianakis says, and it might as well be true.

He closed the monologue by analyzing the MTA's security campaign slogan.

"Here's something you'll never see in Braille: if you see something, say something," he said.

This was Galifianakis's third time hosting "Saturday Night Live," with the comedian shaving backstage during his previous hosting gigs.


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Red Bulls rebound to clock Crew

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Tim Cahill scored on a rebound moments after a penalty kick save by Luis Robles and the Red Bulls beat the Columbus Crew 1-0 on Saturday.

Cahill headed a rebound in the 80th minute after Andy Gruenebaum made the initial save off a shot by Jonathan Steele.

"Jonny hit a great strike," Cahill said. "The 'keeper reacted with a save. I seen the 'keeper off the line and just lifted it over with an instinctive header. Overall, it's a good reward for a hard day's work."

The Red Bulls (5-4-2) had three shots on goal, all in the second half, but still won their third straight overall. They improved to 3-0-2 against the Crew in the past five meetings.

His third goal of the season came seven minutes after Robles went to his right to stop Federico Higuain's penalty after Eddie Gaven was fouled by Brandon Barklage.

Higuain took a stutter step before aiming his shot to the corner in a similar move to the one he successfully employed in the previous match against D.C. United on April 27.

"I unfortunately couldn't kick the way I'm used to," Higuain said. "I had the opportunity to convert that into a goal but just couldn't this time."

Robles, who had six saves, said watching video of the Crew definitely helped him prepare for Higuain's move.

"If I hadn't known that beforehand maybe I would have really oversold myself too quickly," Robles said.

Columbus (3-3-3) snapped its 12-game home unbeaten streak (8-0-4) and coach Robert Warzycha said the failed penalty kick was the difference.

"The penalty changed everything," he said. "If we would have scored the penalty we probably win the game."

The game's first shot on goal didn't come until the 50th minute when the Crew's Jairo Arrieta struck from 20 yards.


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Meadowlands Results

Written By Unknown on Sabtu, 04 Mei 2013 | 17.08

FIRST-mile trot; $10,000; cond

2 CjoleHnover(JPolsno) 39.00 22.40 12.80
5 The Franchise (Y Gingras) 8.60 4.40
6 Cantab Abs (T Smedshammer) 3.00

* Exacta (2-5) $330.80 * Trifecta (2-5-6) $1,335.60

SECOND-mile pace; $12,500; cond

6 CrazyEghts(CCallahn) 10.40 3.80 3.40
3 Cult Status (A Miller) 2.60 2.20
9 Jk Songsungblue (D Miller) 5.00

* Exacta (6-3) $32.60 * Trifecta (6-3-9) $216.40 * Daily double (2-6) $292.80

THIRD-mile trot; $30,000; handicap

5 WshngStone(YGngrs) 3.80 2.40 2.40
7 Sevruga (A Miller) 3.20 3.00
8 Arch Madness (T Smedshammer) 3.20

* Exacta (5-7) $9.60 * Trifecta (5-7-8) $49.60

FOURTH-mile trot; $12,500; cond

4 PssssdFshn(JCmpbll) 3.60 2.60 2.20
9 Wygant Lady (D Miller) 8.80 5.40
1 Silver Credit (C Callahan) 3.60

* Exacta (4-9) $30.20 * Trifecta (4-9-1) $167.40 * 10 Cent superfecta (4-9-1-7) $77.37 * Pick 3 (6-5-4) $60.30

Exacta picked by Bill Smith

FIFTH-mile pace; $14,000; cond

2 RdrContct(JCmpbell) 10.00 5.00 3.40
5 Miss Sand Creek (D Miller) 6.40 4.80
1 Queen Of Royalty (S Allard) 6.20

* Exacta (2-5) $67.40 * Trifecta (2-5-1) $372.00 * 10 Cent superfecta (2-5-1-9) $76.83 * 50 Cent pick 5 (2-6-5-4-2 (4 of 5)) $27.75 * 50 Cent pick 5 (2-6-5-4-2 (5 of 5)) $3,734.10

SIXTH-mile trot; $20,000; cond

8 My Man Can (AMiller) 13.40 6.00 4.00
7 Explosive Action (T Tetrick) 5.40 4.00
1 Me And Cinderella (D Miller) 3.20

* Exacta (8-7) $69.00 * Trifecta (8-7-1) $210.40 * 10 Cent superfecta (8-7-1-6) $28.01 * Pick 3 (4-2-8) $100.20 * Early pick 4 (5-4-2-8) $162.10

SEVENTH-mile pace; $12,500; cond

4 Lady's Art (D Miller) 6.20 3.20 2.80
10 AbrokenartHnover(YGngrs) 5.40 3.60
1 Gordys Filly Yenta (T Tetrick) 6.00

* Exacta (4-10) $31.20 * Trifecta (4-10-1) $234.00 * Pick 3 (2-8-4) $133.40Scr: Day Blue Chip.

EIGHTH-mile trot; $14,000; cond

6 Ellen'sIsle(CCallahan) 4.80 3.20 2.80
4 Cameron Chip (D Miller) 4.80 2.80
7 All About Justice (M Simons) 7.00

* Exacta (6-4) $34.20 * Trifecta (6-4-7) $342.60 * 10 Cent superfecta (6-4-7-9) $94.58 * Pick 3 (8-4-6) $69.60

NINTH-mile trot; $10,000; cond

7 Helios (A Miller) 8.20 3.00 3.40
5 Spectator K (C Callahan) 4.40 3.20
9 Paisley (D Miller) 11.80

* Exacta (7-5) $31.60 * Trifecta (7-5-9) $258.40 * 10 Cent superfecta (7-5-9-2) $101.35

TENTH-mile trot; $8,000; cond

7 Marcus Bi (Y Gingras) 4.00 3.00 2.80
9 PaperBackedLndy(TTetrck) 10.00 5.80
10 Tiger's Too Good (A Miller) 3.40

* Exacta (7-9) $41.00 * Trifecta (7-9-10) $150.40 * 10 Cent superfecta (7-9-10-8) $68.76 * Pick 3 (6-7-7) $41.70 * Late pick 4 (4,9-6-7-7) $186.10

ELEVENTH-mile pace; $8,000; cond

10 SolidQueen(YGngras) 63.20 22.00 11.60
1 CharolettesMgge(TTetrck) 8.60 6.40
3 Aubsession (S Allard) 3.80

* Exacta (10-1) $432.20 * Trifecta (10-1-3) $2,917.40 * 10 Cent superfecta (10-1-3-6) $1,039.68 * Pick 3 (7-7-10) $480.50

TWELFTH-mile trot; $20,000; cond

8 TrueDyDrem(JMttns) 58.60 20.80 9.60
5 Lady Dynamite (R Pierce) 3.80 3.20
3 Miss Steele (A Miller) 3.80

* Exacta (8-5) $232.00 * Trifecta (8-5-3) $1,167.20 * 10 Cent superfecta (8-5-3-1) $231.49 * Pick 3 (7-10-8) $2,832.90

THIRTEENTH-mile trot; $8,000; cond

2 Wlltocousns(YGngrs) 4.40 2.80 2.80
4 Big Sky Bats (J Meittinis) 5.60 3.40
6 Savage Pride (R Pierce) 12.60

* Exacta (2-4) $20.40 * Trifecta (2-4-6) $250.60 * 10 Cent superfecta (2-4-6-1) $85.28 * Late double (8-2) $278.60 * Pick 3 (10-8-2) $3,203.00Scr: Order By Corleone.

Attendance-3,072.

Total Handle-$3,078,200.


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Home Team Lineups

TODAY
May 4 SUN
May 5 MON
May 6 TUE
May 7 WED
May 8 THU
May 9 FRI
May 10 Yankees Oakland
1:05
YES Network
WCBS 880 AM
Oak.
1:05
YES
WCBS
NO
GAME
Col.
8:40
YES
WCBS
Col.
8:40
YES
WCBS
Col.
3:10
YES
WCBS
K.C.
8:10
YES
WCBS
Mets Atlanta
7:10
SportsNet NY
WBBR 1130 AM Atl.
1:35
SNY
WFAN NO
GAME
Chi. Sox
7:10
SNY
WFAN Chi. Sox
7:10
SNY
WFAN Pit.
7:10
SNY
WFAN Pit.
7:10
SNY
WFAN Knicks NO
GAME Ind.
3:30
ABC
ESPN
TBD TBD
TBD TBD TBD Nets Chicago
8:00
YES/TNT
WFAN 660 AM/101.9 FM
TBD
TBD TBD
TBD TBD TBD Rangers Washington
12:30
NBC
ESPN 98.7 FM NO
GAME
Wash.
7:30
MSG
ESPN NO
GAME Wash.
7:30
MSG
ESPN
NO
GAME
* Wash.
7:30
MSG
ESPN
Islanders NO
GAME
Pit.
Noon
NBC
WRHU
NO
GAME
Pit.
7:00
MSG+
WRHU NO
GAME Pit.
7:00
MSG+
WRHU
NO
GAME
Red Bulls Columbus
4:00
NBC Sports Net.
NO
GAME NO
GAME
NO
GAME
Mon.
7:30
MSG+
NO
GAME NO
GAME

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The Post Line

The Post Line - NYPOST.com

  • Last Updated: 2:36 AM, May 4, 2013
  • Posted: 2:36 AM, May 4, 2013
NBA Playoffs
Tonight
Favorite Line Underdog
NETS 6 1/2 Bulls
Monday
SPURS 8 1/2 Warriors
Odds to Win Series
Spurs $700-1100 Warriors
NHL Playoffs
Favorite Line Underdog
CAPITALS $110-130 Rangers
BRUINS $160-180 Maple Leafs
RED WINGS $110-130 Ducks
KINGS $135-155 Blues

Home team in CAPS


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Yankees’ prospects trend upward

While pitchers continue to shuffle to the shelf in The Bronx, two of the Yankees' high-end, upper-level right-handers made progress this week in the early stages of their minor league seasons.

Brett Marshall, the organization's No. 6 prospect in Baseball America's rankings, sputtered through his first four Triple-A starts for Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, compiling a 7.36 ERA and 14 walks (with 19 strikeouts) in 18 1/3 innings. The sinker-baller, a 23-year-old Texas native, said the key to a turn-the-corner outing Thursday, when he hung up seven shutout frames at Gwinnett, was getting back to the basics of his go-to pitch.

"The past few starts I was trying to force ground balls, instead of believing that the ground balls would come on their own," he said, according to milb.com. "I was focusing more on just commanding my fastball until my pitching coach [Scott Aldred] said I should throw the sinker more. I'm getting my confidence in it again, so that's definitely a good thing."

Jose Ramirez, who turned the head of none other than Mariano Rivera in spring training with a high-90s fastball and severe changeup, had his Double-A debut delayed nearly a month by injury, then came out of the bullpen in his first appearance for Trenton last week. In his first start Wednesday, the 23-year-old Dominican yielded just one hit (and one unearned run) in five innings while striking six and walking one.Mets April misfits Kirk Nieuwenhuis and Josh Edgin continued to struggle after changes of scenery. Nieuwenhuis, playing regular center field for Triple-A Las Vegas, produced a .200 average (.371 slugging) and 11 strikeouts in his first eight games.

Edgin, the lefty reliever demoted all the way to Double-A, was tuned up for three runs in his second chance for Binghamton on Thursday. The damage came on a home run by Tigers prospect Tyler Collins — a lefty.

***Top Yankees prospect Mason Williams was 5-for-23 with a home run in the six games following his April 25 arrest in Florida for DUI. The center fielder appears to have avoided team suspension over the incident, in which his blood alcohol content was reportedly under the legal limit.

***Williams' Single-A Tampa teammate, Robert Refsnyder, a fifth-round draft pick last year after leading Arizona to the national title and earning Most Outstanding Player honors at the College World Series, has not stopped hitting after meriting a rapid promotion from Low-A Charleston. In 13 games before the bump, the second baseman had an eye-popping slash line of .370/.452/.481 (average/on-base/slugging) with seven stolen bases. In his first 13 games with Tampa, he was even better: .380/.508/.540 with 10 walks against seven strikeouts.

jlehman@nypost.com


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Turcotte remembers Secretariat’s injury scare before Kentucky Derby

This Sunday will mark the 40th anniversary of Secretariat's Kentucky Derby victory en route to his stunning Triple Crown performance. Plenty of Classic races have been run since, but if you ask his rider Ron Turcotte about those days leading up to the coveted race, they vividly return to his memory, but lost in time is the fact there were many hectic and worrisome days leading up to the first Saturday in May for the then- 31-year-old rider.

""It sure doesn't feel like it's been forty years. It's like the legend grows. He was the gift that keeps on giving. It's been forty years and all his legends are still intact."

Secretariat was headed to the Derby just a year after his Meadow Stable captured the Roses with Riva Ridge in 1972. Turcotte returned with a Derby win on his resume, and now had claim to another hopeful, a big red colt who watched planes fly overhead, loved to eat and effortlessly ran increasingly faster as the distance lasted when given the chance.

After winning the Bay Shore and the Gotham, the then-later scheduled Wood Memorial on April 21 would be the final prep race before departing for Kentucky. A disappointing third-place finish in that race won by his stablemate Angle Light, put the big red colt's future in doubt and gave Turcotte plenty to question in the next two weeks.

"When I went to the gate in the Wood, he went through the gate doors before the race," Turcotte said. "He never did that before, and I've never seen it written anywhere or talked about since. He broke through. I pulled him up, and just brought him around easy, then he went back into the stall good. He put his head in there and then I just turned him loose. We broke all right, and I let him go. I pulled him a bit and he threw his head up in the air. I tried again, same thing. I didn't know what the heck was wrong."

Rumors spread that Big Red was hurt. Was he suffering from knee problems? Bone chips? His trainer Lucien Laurin was blamed as being an incompetent trainer. Turcotte himself was blamed for the ride. The trainer, jockey and owner Penny Tweedy, known affectionately as Team Secretariat, was collectively at a loss for reason.

Big Red walked in the shedrow at his Belmont barn for the next two days before heading to Louisville that Monday where he returned to the track at Churchill Downs that Wednesday and Thursday and galloped under exercise rider Charlie Davis. Unbeknownst to Turcotte, the answer to the thousands of questions surrounding the upset was found when Dr. Manuel Gilman, the veterinarian, looked for the colt's tattoo number stamped inside his upper lip earlier that morning when he was to run in the Wood.

"That Friday after I worked him in 1:12 I didn't like the way he worked," Turcotte said. "I asked Dr. Gilman, about him. He said 'well the abscess came to a head.' I said what abscess? He said there was an abscess in his mouth. Then I said thank God, you just solved my problem. It was an abscess! The following week, I find that Charlie Davis had known about it. The groom Eddie Sweat knew. When you put the bridle on him he threw his head up. After that week, he started eating good again. He came back to himself. Davis and Sweat, they weren't at liberty to tell anybody. I didn't want to put them in trouble. I didn't tell the owner or trainer. That's how it was done. You learn to say nothing sometimes. It was different then.

"I was not worried about the Wood after I knew about the abscess. When I went back to work the next time, Charlie and Sweat said the horse was doing better. He worked 58 flat that day. They [the clockers] said 58 and two, but I thought, no, it was 58. I told Charlie, 'I think were in the same place we were last year on the first Saturday in May'. When the Derby came, I just took it easy the first part, just let him gallop the first mile, which was the instructions Lucien gave me. He took off. He was back."

Backed by a loyal fan base, Secretariat was sent off as the 3-2 favorite and broke from post 10. He went on to win by 2 1/2 lengths and set the record for the 1 ¹/‚„ miles in 1:59.2/5. The split times would reveal that Big Red ran each quarter mile in a faster time as the race continued to the finish line. Turcotte was again in the winners' circle donning the blue and white silks and fittingly his teammate was draped in a blanket of roses.

"I told a friend of mine at the time, 'Secretariat's going to win,' " Turcotte said. "He says, 'No, I think Sham.' I just told him I think you're wrong. When I told him I was going to win, I just couldn't tell him the reason why. Dr. Gilman wasn't at liberty to say anything then either. He was working for the Association (NYRA). He had the confidentiality to the owner and trainer. It's a shame the people didn't know anything about the abscess until after the Derby. After that race, I thought we were a cinch for the Preakness.

"It goes to show you that you need to have a horse that is versatile and tough to make all three of the races. You need the right team to be successful, the right trainer, the right owner and the right rider. They all have to stick together."

aaffrunti@nypost.com


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Weird but true

Written By Unknown on Jumat, 03 Mei 2013 | 17.08

An accused thief is trying to beat the rap with an unusual defense — that he took the name of the store he allegedly robbed literally.

According to a TV news report, Ruben Pavon took a grill from the porch of the Finders Keepers thrift shop in Derry, NH.

"I just grabbed one. I thought it was there for the taking," he allegedly told cops.

***

When it comes to selling ice cream, you don't mess around with Sno Cone Joe.

A take-no-prisoner snack-truck driver was charged with harassing and stalking a rival vendor in Albany.

Joshua Malatino, who drives a Sno Cone Joe truck, allegedly tried to run a competitor called Mr. Ding-A-Ling out of business by following him around town, blaring his recorded jingle and giving away free icy treats to melt Ding-A-Ling's cash flow.

***

A new study shoots down the cliché "Money can't buy you happiness."

Economists Betsey Stevenson and Justin Wolfers found that, around the world, more wealth correlates with more satisfaction in one's life.

They also found that there's no ceiling on happiness, meaning that even billionaires would smile more with even more dough.

***

This may be the wildest summer job available.

Officials on an island chain off the northern coast of Norway are advertising for someone to work as a polar-bear spotter.

The position requires keeping an eye out for the wandering white mammals and alerting scientists at work nearby.

Bears outnumber people on the islands by 3,000 to 2,400.

***

Senior citizens in Devon, England, mistakenly dressed up as cartoon swashbucklers for a speech by a former Somali-pirate kidnap victim.

They thought they were in for a 17th-century lesson and donned "Pirates of the Carribbean" outfits.


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Kentucky Derby Bettor's Guide

Check out everything you need to know for the 139th running of the Kentucky Derby as the Post provides analysis, selections, program style stats and more.

Orb and Verrazano are the favorites for the year's first Triple Crown race, which will run Saturday evening.


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Police: 5 people shot in Newark

NEWARK, NJ — Police are investigating a shooting in Newark that sent five people to area hospitals.

Officers responded to a report of multiple shots fired in the city's South Ward shortly after 10 p.m. Thursday.

When police arrived on the scene they say they found five people with gunshot wounds.

The victims were taken to area hospitals. Their names and conditions were not immediately released, although officers say there were no reports of any fatalities.

It's unclear what led to the shooting and no arrests have been made. Police continue to investigate.


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